Neither Here nor There
list of thing I’ve eaten that I would probably be judged for

xybutt:

  • turtle - extremely chewy
  • donkey - not bad
  • shark - shark fin soup, guilty pleasure
  • lamb (??????? Kitty does not want XD)

actually there is a variety of shit my dad made me eat when I was in China. Jellyfish isn’t something to be judged for, right?

things I want to try

  • kangaroo
  • gator
  • dog
  • buffalo

Man, I wouldn’t judge you for any of those things, but I’ve also eaten most of them.

Turtle soup is absolutely delicious.

Lamb, also delicious particularly with mint sauce.

Kangaroo tastes like…if chicken were red meat.

Gator is on my list a favorite foods. But I’m from New Orleans so it’s a standard food here, not considered rare or weird. I’ve also had crocodile, which surprisingly, tastes different. Gator is nicer.

Buffalo burgers are fucking awesome.

I’ve also had octopus, eel, sea urchin, squid, deer, blood cakes (black pudding), frog, rabbit, crickets, worms, and crawfish (suck the heads!) I usually don’t ask questions about my food being a Louisianan. If I can eat it before it eats me, it’s fair game.

I want to try snake, ostrich, scorpions, squirrel, horse, and shark sounds pretty damn interesting.

KINGCAKE BREAD PUDDING?!?! Oh sweet baby Jesus, it’s like a joygasim in my mouth.
I fucking love you New Orleans.

KINGCAKE BREAD PUDDING?!?! Oh sweet baby Jesus, it’s like a joygasim in my mouth.

I fucking love you New Orleans.